Apparently this is proving unpopular on the grounds that :-

It is too dark (?)

Too wet (25%)

Too windy (8mph)

Too hilly

Too far

Too many werewolves on axe edge moor

So to encourage people out of their bedrooms posting imaginary rises pretending to be in Hawaii I suggest either three laps of South Park duck pond or the following (shortened) route:

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31558142

Artists, Marthall, Jodrell, Pexhill

Meet at Cenotaph, Park Green, SK11 7NE. Any questions to Phil at phil.k@macclesfield.wheelers.org.uk